To Nigerian Dressmakers, with love.

Dear Nigerian Dressmakers, I understand men look good in suits. Dapper, dashing, sexy some. But, considering where suits originated from, I wonder, are suits the best for our men? Today, I saw a young man standing under the hot sun after service. Man had on a white shirt, an inner cardigan a different colour, and […]

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So you say you want to ‘blow’

My eyes are heavy from lack of sleep, but lemme just drop this here. Mega shouts to everyone out there who has ‘blown’. Everyone wants to be a star, to shine brighter than a vigilante’s torch light at 1am and blind their enemies with it. What many don’t realise is, shining isn’t as selfish as […]

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The matching faces of Ake.

Warning: This is a rant. Let me talk about Ake ’16 before we enter the New Year and people start looking at me wankain if I mention it in January. Me I dihnuh exactly enjoy it sha. I don’t know really. Maybe I’m just weird. Or maybe it’s because I came very late and was […]

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You pipo can lie!

I must be missing something. Schoolboy comes home with brown teeth from too much chocolates. His mother looks him over and wrinkles her nose in disgust. Then she goes in and returns with a tube of toothpaste (usually with a three-syllable name)and a knowing smile, as if to say ‘Everything is great with the world, […]

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Olawale’s ‘My Darling’ and a thousand cuddle thoughts

Let me just say: Everyone, I mean every single person I know who is like me and watches reality TV and follows shows like Project Fame West Africa and watched Season Six and knows Olawale, the winner of that season… yes, everyone in this category was disappointed. Highly. Dude left the show with the highest […]

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