The following conversation ensued between Ife and a six-year old boy(syob). Syob: aunty ife welcome! Ife: Thank you darling. Syob: wah did you bring for me? Ife: Ehmm. . .(frantically rummages through bag for anything edible. Luckily finds two wraps of tomtom) take! Syob: thank you aunty.(immediately throws one into his mouth) Syob: aunty! Ife: […]
It’s funny what happened to me today.Ok. The truth is it has been happening for sometime now and I’ve stomached it all the while. But today? My stomach has become full, it’s not taking it in anymore. My people, it’s the issue of AC o. No now, I don’t mean Action Congress. I mean air-conditioner. […]
Expect a few more lists from me, friends. And be sure most of them will have the same number as this, for example, ’21 ways to snore’, ’21 ways to fall in love’, ’21 books to read’, ’21 bed bugs you must kill’ etc. That number has suddenly caught my fancy, maybe ‘coz on March […]
010312 Today is the first day the in the month of March- my month. In just 21 days, I’d be older. It feels good,especially when you think of all the respect and freedom that comes with age,. But there are two sides to the coin! I’m gradually saying goodbye to the years of care-freedom, of […]
There’s a wealth of things that I like. Just before I state a few, be warned that some of the things you’re about to read are a bit strange, therefore, optical guidiance is highly recommended (lol!). I like dust! The feel of it in between my teeth is exhilarating. Even though my eyes and nostrils […]
This is my latest reflection . . . One of the greatest problems and hindrances a man can ever have, is to not believe in himself. We ask ourselves- Am I good enough? Don’t I just suck? Can I ever be as good as others? Am I not just ordinary?. . . Some of us […]
There’s been a lot of fuss abt giving a good first impression. Forgive me if the word ‘fuss’ doesn’t go down well with you,I guess I can’t very much help it.I mean,why would I,when we all know that your impression about a person isn’t exactly who the person is?It’s just an impression. Hello! It’s simply […]